Fathers Against Racist Tyranny
We are a group of dads who want to leave a better world for our kids by resisting fascism in the most absurd dad ways possible, all while telling hilarious jokes.
How do you join?
Show up at a protest and do dad shit!
- Bring a leaf blower to blow away the teargas
- BBQ some burgers and dogs for your fellow protesters
- Hitch up the trailer to your lawnmower or e-bike and load it down with water and first-aid supplies
- Play mini-golf and yell "Get off my lawn!" at cops
- Help administer first-aid
- Take pictures and videos of agents’ actions
- Play loud ass rock n roll with your garage band (or finally learn Stairway, one painful note at a time)
- Start a buddy system with another protestor
- Stand with your hands on your hips and shake your head disapprovingly at ICE.
- Provide comfort and safety
- Show up way too early to get a jump on the day
Next meetup: Portland Oregon ICE Building
9:00 AM every Saturday
Why Fart Around?
Lacing up our 'New Balances' for a new balance of power.
Tyrants Hate a Heckler
Fascism feeds on fear and "dignity." It dies when it becomes the punchline. You can’t be a terrifying "Strongman" when a guy in cargo shorts dunks on you.
Leave no Fixer-Uppers
Any dad knows: if you don't handle the dry rot now, you won't have a porch to sit on tomorrow. We’re scrubbing out the extremism today so our kids aren't stuck cleaning up the wreckage.
Absurdity is Armor
It’s hard to oppress a population that’s laughing. We use puns as psychological warfare because a regime this ridiculous doesn't deserve a serious response — it deserves a "Hi Tyrant, I'm Dad."
Peak Inconvenience
Dictators want total control; we are the loose screw, the rattling engine, and the unchangeable thermostat of the revolution.